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MEMORABLE LINES

Mason: A day without Mason is like a meal without wine.

Mason: What is our illustrious opponent up to?
Julia: Absolutely nothing, but I expect that situation to reverse soon if you just give me some room.
Mason: Take all the room you want. How about my room?

(Mason sees Warren and Maggie rush out of the Orient Express.)
Mason: (to the maitre d') Food that bad, is it? I guess I'll just have a drink.

(Mason witnesses a family moment between C.C., Sophia and Eden.)
Mason: My my, isn't this cozy.
C.C.: Mason, what are you doing here?
Mason: He always asks me that, have you noticed?

Jack Lee: No C.C., you must not blame yourself.
Mason: Don't worry, it won't last long.

Augusta: I just feel like such a fool.
Lionel: Well you'll get over that feeling quickly. Too quickly if you ask me.

Father Michael: What's it like living a life of absolutely no sense of morality?
Keith: The greatest.

Julia: Five minutes of happiness with Mason is worth a lifetime of grief with someone else.
Augusta: That is without a doubt the most asinine statement I have ever heard!
Julia: It sounded pretty stupid to me too. I don't know why I said that.

Augusta: Something that I never thought in a million years has occured.
Gina: You stopped meddling in other people's business?
Augusta: No. I've discovered that we have something in common.
Gina: Never.
Augusta: Of course the thought nauseates me.
Gina: Well I'm sorry I brought it up. So to speak.

Julia: When are you going to take the Capwells off the black list?
Augusta: Well maybe when they start giving their vital organs to science, and I hope that's immediately, then possibly I'll have to say something nice about the family, but don't hold your breath.

(Gina mourns the loss of Mason's other personality.)
Gina: Why did he leave?
Mason: Because the least little thing in my life is deeper and more meaningful than anything that cowboy could dream of.
Gina: Well, he had me.
Mason: I rest my case.

Julia: You fight like a girl.
Gina: Oh yeah? How's this?
(Gina hits Julia.)
Julia: That was pretty good.

Julia: What are you up to, Mason Capwell?
Mason: No good as usual. Why?

(Mason tries to convince Julia that Brandon would be better off with Gina.)
Mason: Now I grant you Gina is not perfect. That she's manipulative, and scheming, and deceitful, and somewhat...
Gina: Get to the point!

Mason: (to Julia) I know that your father has deprived you of love and the attention that you deserved, but maybe he's trying to change. After you got shot, I really see that he's going through some kind of transformation.
Gina: Yeah, from Dracula to Frankenstein.

Lisa: Good morning, Mr. Capwell.
Mason: Prove it.

Mason: (to Ethan Asher) Have you thought of taking something for that swelled head of yours?

Brandon: I wish I had a dog. One that would only like me and didn't bark.

Gina: C.C., what's the real reason you want Brandon back? The tax break?

Minx: Augusta, it's dawn. Shouldn't you be back in your crypt?

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